Liberal hysteria has grown so out of hand that they are taking aim at children’s bedtime stories. It would be sad if it wasn’t so funny.
Liberals have spoken. “Dr. Seuss is a racist” leaving parents to question, “Who can replace this?” Dr. Seuss is a monster? What have we read? Now parents can’t send their children to bed! The Political Cowboy has answered our pleas by producing a video that’s sure to please. The video is punchy – and funny to boot – but when liberals see it they’ll surely go mute.
“But America’s strong, these truths we hold dear, and our Creator bestowed us with rights that are clear. We’re each of us equal, and free to pursue life, liberty – yes those – and happiness too. I am being straight up, I never blow smoke. I love y’all – god bless – here’s a Facebook poke,” mused the Political Cowboy, reciting his Dr. Seuss’ Bedtime Story for Americans.
On September 3, 2017, First Lady Melania Trump sent Dr. Seuss books to a number of deserving schools in celebration of National Read-a-Book Day. While the majority of schools happily accepted the generous gift, Liz Phipps Soeiro, a librarian from Cambridgeport Elementary School in Cambridge, Massachusetts, rejected the donation, claiming that the work of Dr. Seuss is “steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes,” according to CNN.
“To turn the gesture of sending young students some books into something divisive is unfortunate, but the first lady remains committed to her efforts on behalf of children everywhere,” explained White House Communications Director Stephanie Grisham from the East Wing.
She added that, “Mrs. Trump intends to use her platform as the first lady to help as many children as she can. She has demonstrated this in both actions and words since her husband took office, and sending books to children across the country is but one example.”
However, the declaration that Dr. Seuss is a racist appears to represent a recent shift in opinion for Liz Phipps Soeiro. After turning down the donations, photos of the librarian dressed up as The Cat in the Hat, a famous Dr. Seuss character, from a “Green Egg Breakfast” event at her school have emerged on Twitter.
In the picture, the librarian is dressed in a Cat in the Hat costume, smiling wide, while holding “Green Eggs & Ham” one of the supposedly racist books included in First Lady Melania Trump’s donation.
Now, the Political Cowboy is using the controversy as an excuse to craft his own bedtime story. If Liz Phipps Soeiro thought Dr. Seuss was offensive, then this tale will send her head spinning.
Liberals claim Dr. Suess is racist. Do you agree?
In his bedtime story, the Political Cowboy takes aim at the sacred cows of the Left. He pokes fun at Antifa, the Clinton News Network, and even Colin Kaepernick.
“And poor Colin felt awful, with privilege galore. He felt put-upon, he needed much more. When his BLM girlfriend gave him a push, we said ‘cops were racist,’ all in a rush. ‘To combat oppression,’ he cackled with glee, ‘for the Star-Spangled Banner? I’ll take a knee.” The Political Cowboy said in jest.
And everyone lived happily ever after…or did they?